Oh Hello World!
My name is Derek.
And it’s 2012.
So I’ve decided to blog. That’s right. Blog. B.L.O.G.
You’ll find I take myself very very very seriously. After all, I got my training at the school for kids who can’t read good, founded by Derek Zoolander. In fact, I’m named after the great man.
In fact, i believe he’s actually my real dad.
I love you Daddy!